‘Dezahnite Doctrine’
1. Fuck Doctrine
Dezahnite belief is a tool that has been deliberately constructed to meet the needs of those wanting to join those in the heavens that work together for Sir God. It is designed for those that find current houses calling themselves church adding to peoples burdens and need a starting point to head in the direction of making things work Sir God’s way.
2. Key Verse Piss-take
Six days later Jesus took Peter, James and John up a huge mountain away from everyone. His form was changed and his clothes shone brightly, beyond what any laundry service could do. Elijah and Moses appeared and talked with Jesus.
This will be used as an example of how foolishness is justified. From this verse the silly claim will be that; the transformation of a person is related to understanding the clean records relating to Moses, Elijah and Jesus.
3. Dezahnite World View
Houses where things are fair and right need to be rebuilt. Houses of captivity and images need to be cleansed or destroyed.
The main belief is that Sir God that earned the title long-suffering among others, has done an amazing job of working with those in heaven and those on earth, to build and develop this universe. This planet is believed to be developed as a place for revealing the great news about how things can be.
For this we will claim that Sir God has actually escaped from another universe. The stories being repeated here, relate to those afar.
Developing from the key verse piss-take, the clean stories that lead into and cover Moses time are seen as the initial stage of Sir God teaching an interesting bunch in the heavens, to build a simpler universe. This world has been built for the heavens to learn from as much as its earthly inhabitants. The main theme is suggested to be escaping corrupt ways to build a temple that helps those who use it.
The stories of the kings and prophets of Israel are considered useful for understanding how forces from afar will try and eliminate or reconvert a self sufficient people. It is also useful for seeing the consequences of getting things wrong and not listening to Sir God.
The stories of Elijah are seen as the next stage of Sir God developing things. It has gone from all-out warfare as other factions have tried to destroy and enslave the planet. To at least there being one fractured race that carries the ideas of great news, with the agreement between God’s family and various human families within it.
The next group of books are useful for seeing that the consequences of going wrong can be enough to curse a land. The lessons from letting the nation being taken captive again and dealing with lands under the influence of forces from afar were hard learnt. Eventually the nation was re-established once the land had healed.
With Jesus, the power and teaching that was usually only used through one prophet, is demonstrated and taught to everyday people by Sir God’s son. Then once Jesus had been resurrected and ascended, others in heaven could make this happen too. The message went from one nation and spread.
Paul is viewed as a heretic that was useful to spread ideas of Christianity to other countries.
Those with links to the Anabaptist movement are seen as people handy to learn ideas for application in closer history.
The internet is viewed as the latest tool for sorcery and captivity to be attempted through. It has also become intertwined with the meeting house and marketplace where you would traditionaly spread the awesome news through.
4. Sir God
The following was Sir God’s last official title. The LORD; the Lord God, merciful and gracious long-suffering, abounding in goodness and truth, keeper of mercy for thousands, forgiver of wrong, guilt recorder, third and forth generation wrongdoer processor. It’s a bit out of date but you get the picture.
In Dezahnite view, the trinity is a box to put Sir God’s heavenly family in. It is based mainly off a story of Sir God showing two angels the ropes in Abraham’s time. It also helps reinforce the idea that the holy spirit is a thing that you call down in places of worship or outreach situations.
Dezahnite view believes Sir God has been dealing with a very frustrating battle for establishing the heavens and earth. Only the tip of the iceberg has been shown of the heavenly politics Sir God has had to deal with. So at this time it was correct to call Him LORD GOD.
As he struggled and nearly lost control of things during the flood progress was made. Evil had been thrown out of the heavens. The story of Abraham’s confusion over which of the three beings was Sir God in Dezahnite view shows Sir God further sharing his power and educating any in the universe that wanted to get involved for the right reason.
For simplifications sake, Sir God dealt with Abraham through to Moses, to establish a people that would tell the story that needed to be told. At that time it would be appropriate to refer to Him as Lord God.
While the people wanted to be ruled by kings referring to him a the Lord worked well.
By the time Jesus showed up a deep wedge had been driven between Him and people. At the end of that time it was appropriate to call him The Father.
With things changing and getting confused with supposedly better record keeping it would be difficult to categorise each change, through each nation. The main point is take Sir God’s name seriously.
The reason for the current suggestion of calling him Sir God, is that these days it is more likely to see God as the backing force of the Jesus credit card. A force that you can come crawling to, for fixing you mistakes without any remorse needed.
Because of this and how it has put him in a battery like function for the masses he again holds title. In some ways calling Him Sir God also acknowledges how He has been pulled away from people compared to when he could be referred to as Father.
There are many people calling on the name of the Lord, Jesus and this holy spirit thing. In some ways creating the distinction of Sir God, His Son and the heavenly trainees helps separate fakes, the way the old titles and the name Baal did.
5. Zondezhan
With all the defining of what god should be, how it should act and how the holy spirit should be nagged, people don’t remember what huge opportunities Sir God has opened up for all beings. Zondezhan is one of a family of spirits that have been involved with those caring for the temple. In some ways simplifying him as; a guardian angel of the temple that longs for a house of justice and righteousness to be rebuilt, works well.
The reason he has even let himself be identified is for one the encouragement of other spirits that are often forced to fit the role of the holy spirit or worse. It also helps illuminate the chances for people to work with the whispers around them to heal places.
The other main reason is that it gives an example of taking a seemingly heretical position, to create discussion about doing your best for Sir God, then learning how to make things move forward for others and yourself.
6. Follower Expectations
As creative as a Jew and as agricultural as the Armish.
With more and more movements forcing that people become stagnant members of their group. The expectation is that this belief system is used as encouragement, to move both between religious groups and serve in the world, to allow it to give you mobility to assist people.
Instead of pretending everything is fine, a Dezahnite will probably focus on a mix of being responsive enough to illustrate the traps of the world around them and also creatively work through the next steps can be taken to move forward in life.
Most groups that claim the bible is a perfectly integrated bunch of books, while ignoring that it was a Catholic council that finalised this arrangement. While it dialled back on some of the insanity, there are still ginormous issues.
The initial learning practice of drawing closer to Sir God is to read through and put stickers over the subtitles that have been vomited through the bible.
Prayer is directed toward a long suffering being in almost a ancient cryogenic chamber. If unsure what to talk about start with thank you and fuck this shit.
The aim is to find the next little step forward with whatever talent you have and then let things grow, as a plant flourishes with care, from there.
7. Buildings or Temples
Who cares? A shed or a tent could do. Having either an old tabernacle setup or a more modern cryo chamber room could help people reflect equally well. The main thing was that it was a place where the firstborn was called to work for the spiritual well-being of the family.
It is still considered relevant for things to be given up to this building, either for destruction or to care for the people it serves. Then out of that the people that care for the family can take ten percent to survive off.
Buildings with images including crosses are considered unclean.
8 Festivals
What relevance are pagan festivals for getting to know Sir God?
Get everyone together for bread and a drink. Does your gathering look like a bunch of people pulled of the side of the street? Congratulations you’ve done it.
Are you still stuck without making enough progress, why not have the guys try circumcision and celebrate Passover. Does it suddenly remove spiritual warfare related or so called mental health barriers.
The important thing is to develop a discipline as well as a relationship with the family of Sir God. The best festival is the one that focuses the family on they interact with Sir God’s family.
9 Thoughts on Fellowship
There are two ways to make a family if you are doing things properly. One is to find someone of the of the opposite sex, get married and make babies. The other is to find people with the same mission as you and recognise them as brother, sister, mother father etc.
Sure visit other churches, hopefully a miracle happens and you find a place you can serve Sir God with. If not get frustrated reflect on what else you need to learn and listen about what sort of house you can make. If you’re unsure, you can always pray the prayer fuck this shit when silent prayer happens. You can also just leave.
How many have had the well-meaning bully them into fellowship without getting to know Sir God?
Why not start by looking for people that are close to on track and helping them?
There is always the option of searching for family in normal groups. Let them be amazed at your stupidity as your attempts to genuinely connect with people highlight the issues of the group or how you don’t just click and settle with whoever seems best to tie you down.
For some the time the idea of being on a pilgrimage will still be a guiding force.
10 Automatic Irrelevance
In becoming a recorded structure with which one could ‘identify’ with, this has automatically become irrelevant and a potential trap. Like always the only way to be involved with Sir God is by an agreement between Sir God and the person, or a family level blessing that is acted upon.
This is to be considered as a potential template starter only.
Dezhanite Drafts 